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Weirdest terms for 'dick' ever.
What is the weirdest term for 'dick'/'cum' have you ever heard or read? Like it needs to be weird enough that you stopped for a minute to process whatever you heard or read. I'll go first. I was reading a manga I don't remember which one but it had a sex scene where she called the dude's cum 'Dick Cheese'. I never touched it ever again. So yea, now it's your turn. (⌒▽⌒)
I remember reading (bl) and it was in a sex scene and the uke said he felt something trying to come out and he started to cry when it came out cause he thought he wet the bed so he was like "my pee is coming out" and at that moment I got a second hand embarrassment so I just quit ( I don't remember the name anymore it was years ago but I guess this...... reply
