Freshman year I dated a wolf girl.
You reading this rn, yes you, take this to your grave.
One time we were going to go on a date to this amusement park right. She gets ready to go and is wearing fake fangs she glued onto her teeth that gave her a lisp, a tail, and a leash around her neck. I convinced her to ditch the leash at least but she still w...... 6 reply
This scene from business proposal just made me lose it
I mean, the entire scene is HYSTERICAL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jg-LQRaq-m8 1 reply
When i got into an ice rink and thought I could be the somali version of yuri on ice, just to fall on my ass while kids laughed at me and then the worst happened. This fine ass man came to help me up, to which i declined, only to crawl to the exit because i sprained my ankle. 2 reply
Erika lying that she has a man and then getting caught by him and made to do embarrassing things no human should have to endure.
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so back in highschool we had a a history teacher, and he was showing his screen on the projector, he opened chrome and there's 6 fuckings tabs of porn hub caught 4k dawg reply
my parents kinda old fashion (typical asian parents) and that time I was watching netflix in living room it's Alice in borderlands season 2. You know the kyuma butt scene and both my parents were there with me
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I still sometimes think about the one dude in the horticulture/agriculture class I'd taken senior year who wondered out loud "I wonder if I can braid my bellybutton hairs" EVERYONE in the room looked back at him including the teacher who'd just gotten back to teaching us after giving birth for the 5th time of her 3 years of being at the school, eve...... 1 reply
