weird shit you did when you were a child

I would pee on the floor and see if I could blame it on the dog. I got away with it for a while.
 
I used to kill ants and put them in a pool of other dead ants... and then put live ants in the pool of dead ants.
 
When I was a kid, I stuck my wang into a hole in the ground and lost my virginity to a planet.
 
I ate dirt and sucked on rocks. I guess I was really "one with nature."