I have three:
1. When the seme sits there STONE FACED while fucking the uke who's a slobbering mess, like goddam he might as well be reading a book while sipping he's afternoon tea.
2. When the seme is fully clothed and the uke is completely naked, the seme will only unzip he's pants and that's it.
3. The. fucking. shoes. HOW THE FUCK DOES THE UKE...... reply
