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i had the most bizarre dream by far
it was night time and i was coming back from school (no idea why it was night) it was also pissin it doon out here (raining fucking hard mb) and on my street across i saw a fucking shrek shop that had opened and there was a massive shrek forehead w his ears and i was like i can go home a little later so i cross the road and enter the shrek shop and oh my god i remember everything so vividly, on the windowsill there was shrek merchandise and where the door was on the wall beside it was a cabinet w these dinsey glass figures which are real shit placed in my dream and then a lady walked in with what i thought was a dog at first but later found out it was a cat, and i was like no way u guys are new here right, a shrek shop is insane, and she was like yeah haha blabblabla and started explaining the fucking history of shrek. then i went to the disney glass figurines and i was like no way u sold these here, and they are so cheap compared to other places?!? one was £26 and that was a fucking bargain since most prices are over £100 and she was like yeah haha n i was like ill come back here later and buy one for my sister when its her birthday (true story, we went to a place that sold these irl and she said when it was her birthday i should buy one) and then she gestured to sit me down on this fucking beautiful white coach but i was drenched w rain so i was like nah its fine ill sit on the floor so i moved the carpet away and sat and she continued explaining her origin or sm shit and then she asked me to keep her dog/cat thing still while she went to clean the glass figurines since the dog/cat liked the shiny things and then i found out it was a cat bc it was smooth slim and yk not a dog. and then for some reason, (i have no idea how it lead to this point) but i was all of a sudden hiding behind the store door when my father came in (im not in contact w him and hes been stalking me ever since ive started school and its scary how he also found me in my dreams bro) and i was hiding behind the door and his scary ass face peeked quickly behind the door to where i was and the dream ended there with me waking up questioning reality it self.
Oh wow lol. Your brain ( ̄∇ ̄")
Idk whether to be impressed that you know the prices of Shrek figurines, weirded out that you would sit to listen to some random person monologue their Shrek journey or worried how fast that turned to a nightmare stalker scenario 1 reply