I get silly little fits of insomnia induced psychosis and one time I starting screaming bloody murder because I saw a feral lady in my closet eating a cat alive.
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Continue to read shit while I'm tired and usually I'm listening to music on full blast (on my laptop btw) so alot of times I get jumpscared when the music abruptly switches to a different genre reply
Falling asleep in public, waking up to strangers comforting me, and running away in an attempt to hide my embarrassment.
"Wait! You take your sling bag with you!" the elderly woman said to me I really thought that she was my mom. reply
Jfc there’s to many to count. I knocked myself out. I was drunk and trying to be funny at a party, so I idiotically decided to break an empty vodka bottle over my head. It didn’t work that well though evryone involved found it hilarious. I remember my mom being so proud that my IQ was a few points shy of a genius but I’m 100% I’ve knocked a...... reply
