Whats smthin crazy thats happened at your school?

Ight y'all, so someone just told me this today, so basically during my freshman year, there was somethin goin on w/ the school lunch food right, shits gross, wouldn't know cause I never ate it.
Now you might be thinking, woah big shocker, school lunch is nasty, but hol' up girl, LEMME FINISH
kay so like it was a day in prolly around August, like the beginning of the school year, and my friend said she had been sittin next to a group of sophomores she shared a 5th period w/ and one girl don got up to go take a leak right? Anyways the girl was back and she had also had a carton of milk that she said she had gotten along the way out, then she passed it to her then boyfriend cause apparently he was complainin about his chips bein too spicy or whtever. Anyways dude drinks it then all of sudden goes all wide eyed.
My friend said she forgot what he said, something about the milk tasting like hot piss and the gf had made up an excuse about it prolly just bein spoiled like oh this goddammed cheap school and shit.
Anyways like I think 2 weeks later the school went under investigation cause someone had reported they had gotten stomach problems from eatin the lunch, so the kitchen got inspected, nothing unusual right? Well then they started questioning some of the kids who had gotten sick and what their symptoms were. Turns out all the sick kids had gotten they food handled by that one sophmore bitch that was the gf, and then she went under investigation.
She had denied everything but then everything started clickin for the people that had tooken shit from her.
So this nasty hoe was the only bitch in the whole entire sophmore class that had chlamydia, everyone knew that cause she had been fuckin around w/ this 20 year old dude from prison that got it on in prison. And apparently this hoe was mad asf cause she had caught her two boytoys the prison dude and her lil sophmore boyfriend boning eachother at this orgy with those sum other chicks from school which she also got sick. She had fed them her piss or spat in their food and put all types of laxatives and shit she copped off her coked up mom since she was petty and wanted to give them chlamydia and make them puke up and shit as revenge.
Phew ik this soundd all over the place, sorry I aint the best story teller i might've left some details out but girl this was juicy asf I was to busy chismiando but that year sounded crazy. I kinda lived arounf a rock that year.
Anyways tell yalls.