Near-death experiences?

Like two years ago one of my cats tried to kill me with a door. We were getting new furniture so I took the door off the hinge and laid it against the wall next to the cat tree. While I was minding my business cleaning before bringing the couch in my cat decided it'd be fun to jump on said door. Said door is a heavy fucker and knocked my ass out. ......   reply

Was walking back from school once said "fuck it" naruto ran across the road and a car literally almost hit me fr fr, I was 12.   1 reply

A bus almost ran me over while I was standing on the side of the road with my luggage (≧∀≦) Thankfully I saw it coming and jumped out of it’s way in time.   reply

nearly ended it all looking at the first page of my science test   reply

Bro ngl i was held at gun point in karachi when i was 4 i live in pakistan so does that make me the og here? btw if you are wondering karachi is well known for crimes search it in google lol(●￣(ｴ)￣●)   reply

well, my siblings and I used to run at each other with knives when we were mad (don’t remember being the chaser but i definitely was the runner, core childhood memory fr)   reply

idk if this counts but every time i need to get to a lecture, i have to walk since my uni is just about 20 mins away from home. i never really wait for the traffic lights cuz it'll make me late if i do (even tho it's one of those busy crossroad)... there were way too many times where i didn't notice a vehicle approaching but i reacted just about qu......   1 reply