Yall ever catch icks on a date
So just earlier i was on a date w/ this dude, an first thing right off the bat was he said he was finna take me to an applsbees, RIGHT? like a classy high-school girl should be treated to! BUT this mf ends up texting me 30 mins in advance from the date that he dont got "applebees money" and that he finna just take me to the cotsco down the road from the school an collect all the free samples and DEN eat it at the taqueria tables parked in the lot.
NOW, this was a first ick, cause i dont like me a broke ass man! I need a man that can take care of me! An yall, dont diss ms for dis but i still gave his broke ass another chance, yall i couldnt jus pass up a man wit a size 13 in shoes, I MEAN I CAUGHT A GLIMPSE OF THE PREVIEW FROM HIS BULGE, I JUS KNOW THAT SHIT IS BIG!
Sooooo anywayssss, we was eatin right, then this man starts askin me whas my hobbies! Well i just tell him im rlly into literature an art y'know, NORMAL, cute shit.
THEN, i mention i like videogames, ok an hol' up, wait for it, dis damn puto says
"OHHH SHIT YOU PLAY LEAGUE OF LEGENDS"
now when i told you, my pussy just contracted and slithered into itself, dis man's bulge prolly so big from all the cheese growing out his balls, i mean, i knew his ass was kinda musty, BUT DAMN YALL, I JUS THOUGHT HIS HAIR JUS HAD EXTRA COMBAT GEL FOR STYLIN? Well nah, turns out that shit more grimy an oily then a twinks lubed up ass!
I got TF outta der, no questions asked!
But this fucker starts runnin up on me askin me why im goin! I jus peppersprayed his ass an RAN!!! HAHA, ANYWAYS MAYBE HE WAS PACKIN, I FUCKED HIS DADDY AND THAT SHIT WAS A GOOD 8 AN A HALF, ANYWAYS WHATCHA YALL THINK? SHOULD I HAVE LET HIM HIT?
