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Smut pet peeves?
Any smut, bl gl straight whatever. And for the sake of convenience, can we not name common ones.
My go-to pet peeve is of course… being completely naked except still wearing socks and/or SHOES (you took your pants off but kept on your sHOES??)
But one I don’t name as often… two people who allegedly both like each, confessed and everything… have sex… and don’t kiss. (What are you saving the lips for?? The damn wedding? KISS)
....kissing after they ate out their partner's ass.
I'm sorry, but miss me with that shit. Literally.
Especially after a workday and not showering. That just add's to the hurl-factor for me.
If you tried this with me irl, I'd break you goddamn dick off after elbowing your face. You nasty fucker.
Cum is one thing, still not a fan of kissing afte...... 1 reply