Bad 2 Sentence Horror

i was getting ready to go to sleep. until i saw a killer clown under my sheets fondling my balls.   2 reply

My mom's been calling me downstairs to come eat for a while now My mom's been dead for a over year   1 reply

I had sex With my mom   3 reply

"What's your gender? No, no, your second gender."   1 reply

"who are u" I asked. "the muffin man" answered the muffin man   reply

When we moved we brought everything but the kitchen sink. I need to wash my hands.   1 reply

"Questions really scare me" I said out loud "What did you say" said the person who didnt hear me   reply

Came back from holiday to find out my girlfriend was cheating on me, heard her moaning and I left the apartment before I could even open the door. Weeks Her mom called, she was hospitalized and gravely hurt from extreme violence and sexual assault.   3 reply

my wife and I are pregnant i like children   1 reply