Webtoon staff deserve the gallows

Was at a study hall today, opened yt to watch an online lecture, got a weird webtoon add with an even weirder voiceover. Someone was reading the dialogue of a manhwa (idk if that was an actual dialogue or just bait because I kid you not there was some crazy shit). The voiceover said "madam I am ready for my apprenticeship" "get ready we have major dilf alert/level 1 dilf emergency" (something similar to this and it sounded more hilarious in the high pitched voice of the voice actor), and guess what my headphones weren't connected and the volume was up to the max so everyone heard it and looked at me like I was an alien. How am I supposed to stay alive after this