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If there's candy on the floor I'm eating it idc
It could be by the trashcan near the entrance, near the edge of a door but if it's there then it's going here- not only am I not fixing the wasting food problem but I'm also upgrading my immune system
I can relate to this so badly soecifically when I was youngerm, if there's candy on the floor, blow on it, rinse it out if I have to, I drop something? 5 second rule at my grown age (even though I know that shit is fake for years now)
I still get sick every month though. My immune system is not improving.
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