Made love to a lamp

So I was 5 days jerkfree nd I wanted to congratulate myself for not being freaky- bored of my temu vibrators as of now I thought it myself "nah they r old news, I wanna go with a bang"

And there it was.. it's legs just as shiny and oiled up like no other "zoo wee mama" I said

I grabbed that lamp with no hesitation, turned on some sexy music and placed it nicely on my bed- we stared into each other eyes for a good minute, imagining our sweet happy ending together.

We broke the bed like 7 times- there were scratches nd glowing babies everywhere, our fluids were one nd our bond unbreakable