What would you do if ur partner started lactating out of nowhere?

Personally I’d suck on my girls titties like there’s no tomorrow and squeeze her milk into my cereal bowl, I’d carry bags of her milk jst so I can taste her whenever I want like if I miss her at work I can jst pull out the bag, stick a straw in and drink it up ykwim? call me a pussy the way I’d feining for her milk