I was a prostitute and I killed Donald Trump, and then I became the first female president of America's controversially young wife, good times. 1 reply
I killed like I think 3 or 4 cockroaches that day w slipper and a broom and that night in my dreams suddenly everyone was keeping cockroaches like a pet. Y'know grooming them like actual pets and one of these pests gets on my back. Naturally I ran to my momma cause she's the only baddie that can pick that damn roach UNARMED without any fear in her ...... reply
not the wildest by any means but i've dreamt (on multiple occasions… that’s the wildest thing about this ig) about mangago being completely shut down without any previous warning. woke up in cold sweat every time lmfao
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I attempted to burn down Squidward's house with a lighter and hairspray because he's Spider-man and was too depressed to save me from the Spider that came towards me hanging from a balloon while I was swimming in the ocean at the Disney new year party reply