I was flabbergasted by literally the first page's dialogue. Not mentally prepared for this level of random weirdness.
Please tell me/show me wtf your reaction to that glorious dialogue is. (Pics appreciated, make sit more fun to actually see a fitting reaction you have.) Or if you have any examples for equally as weird openings to a story.
I honestly have no idea what to say/feel. I'm still processing wtf I just stumbled upon. (⊙▽⊙ )