DO NOT EAT THE MOONBEAM COOKIE FROM CRUMBL!!!!

My mom brought the moonbeam cookie from Crumbl two days ago and I ate a piece because I was curious (and a big back). That night, 3 am, I woke up with sleep paralysis and the devil himself Benson Boone was in front of my bed doing backflips and singing. His smile was shallow, just like his chart hits, and I could've sworn he was holding a moonbeam cookie in his hands.

I'm telling you all now to not eat this cookie no matter how appetizing it looks. Or else he will come for you. He's already-