Tell me your original experiences

I accidentally puked inside the president of the University office once cus the air freshener was too strong and it wasn't even on his floor. It was on his desk. I was a first year btw. I was there cus I wanted to ask them for budget in starting another organisation. Did I get the budget? Yes because he thought I had cancer.   reply

When i was a young child i accidentally swallowed a loose tooth while eating pizza.. I was so disappointed that i wasn't able to put it under my pillow and get money, so the next time i took a dookie i went looking for it.. needless to say i did get caught, and yes, i did get my money.   reply

When I was a kid, my stomach was aching and felt like taking a poop. I asked my mom to help me cause it felt hard for me and later realized it's a fucking chunky worm and not poo. I was weirded out and just ignored it but thinking about it now, that's disgusting tf was that   1 reply

Dawg i was so dumb and innocent as a kid lmao,used to think that babies come from the belly button and that kissing each other naturally made babies.   1 reply

i think having three people try to impersonate me on here is pretty original idk   2 reply