Hey... Take this banana peel. You'll need it someday.

*end of flashback* [Present day; November 23th of 2029, 12:04. Headquarters of [[Redacted]] ] The modern world is devastated, Mariah carey officially retired, Christmas is no more. Houses, stores and parks still display Halloween decorations. This, alongside rumors of the 4th www approaching, have led the people to think, Are these truly the end......   3 reply

Could've given me a banana with a banana, but no. You just gave me the damn peel only. I am upset and disappointed, I expected more from being the chosen one.   reply