Very very VERY bored

People of mangago. As you can see from the title, I am, as a matter of fact, bored beyond measure. Please spill the most outrageous tea from your own life or someone else's over here, idc, bcz I am in fact very very VERY bored. Thankyou in advance for keeping me entertained.

P.S. Spill the tea in the caveman trend way if it's easier.