What the FUCK is with old men in my corn?

Ok am I the only one that gets physically nauseous at them? Why are they so common?? I like seeing hot people doing hot things not lumps of greasy balding lard defiling my precious cinnamon rolls YUEHHHHHHHHHH one kink I’ll never understand. I’m assuming they’re self inserts but how do dudes I assume even get off to it?? Like they ain’t even delightful to look at