my ted talk abt birkin bags (if you even care)

no bc istg every celebrity/influencer is like "omgg stop i need a birkinn so bad" (firstly no u dont. u need an education mama, a degreeee, some kind of snese knocked into you bc hello?) but 1: they cost a fuck ton of money and 2: THEYRE NOT EVEN CUTE? like hello? i wouldnt pay 15$ for that ugly shit and you want me to throw OVER TEN BANDS ON IT? eat the rich. like dont even. the only reason ppl are both wanting and buying them is bc of the false notion that they are in demand and special in some way. you want a birkin? you have to be put on a waiting list bc theyre so so so so so special! like bff you have thousands in the back and actively building up that false idea of it being in demand and exclusive. AND ITS PISSING ME OFF BC ITS WORKING. BRO EAT THE RICHHHHH. PPLS LIVES COULD BE CHANGED W THAT MONEY AND ITS GETTING SPENT ON FUCKING UGLY BAGS. HELPPPP. ok bye guys.