IM STRAIGHT, BUT I KEEP HAVING THESE LESBO LIKE LEAVE ME ALONEE!!!

All these LESBO should stay away from me. Like, don’t let me see you within 10 feet!! stay away FROM ME!!! and don’t ever come near me, because I keep falling in love with lesbians. Like, WOMAN!! Go away! Don’t take my girl!!

I have someone I like, but she turns out to be a LESBOOOOOO!!! BOOO!!. Another time, I had a girlfriend, but then she turned out to be a LE*BIAN and was only with me so she could say SHE WAS STRAIGHT. After four months, SHE LEFT ME because she wanted to get back with her LESBO LESBO friend. AGHH.