This is Vivianne your favorite and only lesbian reporter coming live from Yuritown straight from mangaville, this just in hot and ready fans spot Lebron's#1pookie and Gojo'scocksleeve flirting from earlier reports right after a divorce?
could this be the breakthrough in their marriage?!
BUT WHAT ABOUT Gojosbigshlong what's GONNA HAPPEN TO HER??!
this is heartbreaking
.. is it doomed or wholesome? is this now a throuple?
Other news reports that once again Alufedro has yet another wife
the list goes on and on
stay inside lock your doors hide your yaoi it just got real stay tuned for more reports

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WE DIDNT GET DIVORCED. Fake news reporter Vivianne.
wrong yesterday you said it
Nope I said we’re on the verge.. we talked it out
How many alphas does alufredo have now? I swear there's a new one every week.
Im suing this news network for defamation. THE. YURI GODS WILL NOT HELP U THIS TIME. IVE READ ENOUGH YURI TO MAKE HER NOT HELP YOU. IM SUING U B*TCH
wrongfully trying to sue me for defamation tsk... not good on your end
IT'S OKAY TO HAVE A PROBLEM