there is a guy that likes me who keeps asking me about my hobbies...

but my hobbies are reading FICTIONAL GAY SEX.

help me.

I've been stalling him with manga/hwa I literally do not give a fuck about beyond being a massive simp and shipping. but he's reading them and he wants to talk about it like seriously and I'm just man the only shit I know is related to character A and character B potentially fucking. you think I know the lore? no.

all I think about all day is them kissing and touching each other.

I'm going to cry.

he sits next to me in class, by sits next to, I mean I've switched spots like three times and he just follows me.