Why is everyone in Naruto(anime) so gay?

I haven't watched the anime yet but just the clips on youtube. Out of context it looks so gay and honestly, there's no heterosexual explanation for anything these men do. Naruto and Sasuke are so gay for each other that it's right in your face. Then there are Obito and Kakashi, and Madara and Hashirama.
It's like they're the blueprint for yaoi.

I guess it's true that misogyny makes every man gay XD. (While also hating them for being gay). I think this misogyny→gay pipeline is pretty evident and needs to be studied. Naruto is gay, because misogyny. My hero academia is gay because, misogyny. Jujutsu Kaisen is gay because, well I guess they're just HOMOSEXUALS that's why. And also a bit of misogyny.
Its telling how patriarchy makes men “homosocial” to say the least and then hates on LGBTQ+ community. As if misogyny isn't the biggest reason men can't have healthy relationships with women. I definitely feel that alot of women prefer yaoi BECAUSE they crave equality and a power balance in relationships which heterosexual relationships can never bring because gender has a power imbalance attached to it. You're on a lower staircase if you're a woman. (Not saying gay relationships don't have power imbalances, but they're not inherent because of gender).
What do y'all think about Naruto, what are your fav ships?(Yes, ofcourse you can say SNS), and would y'all put Naruto in doomed BL category (like, brokeback mountain where they had a family but were still in love with each other)?