Carrots.

I just send my father a birthday picture of Ian and told him I want it to be one of those hard plastic photo card and he did not question me. Not once did he question me why I'd send him a beautiful half naked man with a white cream on his face. Instead he went to the printer to get it printed and came back saying "the cartoon you want will come later but I told them that my 10 year old grand daughter wanted it."

and as I'm typing this he send a voice message to the printer to hurry up because his "granddaughter is crying." $7$-$8#-$$77+3(3+$$;. I feel so embarrassed.
This the picture: