what's one life advice you would give to anyone?

mine is genuinely : do not eat an entire 5 pack of buldak in a week, especially if u got work or school the next day.

WORST stomach pain of my life. i was laying on the bathroom floor feeling like my intestines were getting fed into a paper shredder while trying to figure out if i was about to shit water, pass out, or both. at one point i started thinking about pregnant women because if this shit isn't even close to labor then holy fuck yall are built out of reinforced concrete or something

tthe next day i had to keep excusing myself at work trying to act normal like i wasn't one stomach cramp away from folding in half in front of everybody while clenching my ass cheeks
learn from my mistake. or not
unless u got a stomach made of cast iron, don't do it. but hey, maybe you're the chosen one. i sure as hell WASN'T