yall don't have a pencil for this sharpener

Yall wish yall had a pencil for this pencil sharpener. but yall DON'T. All your pencils are small, skinny, and ugly asf. None of your pencils fit in my sharpener, they're all too loose and they look awful with me. That's why i'm gonna marry another sharpener so i can get sharpened hohoho. Y'all wish ... but yall can't #staymadpencils
Feeling: Sharpenersexual