As a straight man

Any female born after 1993 can't cook...all they know is mcdonald's, charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie.

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Seannnaaa 3 hours

I wonder if you spend time thinking on how to ragebait others 1 reply

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Gintokisdykegf 2 hours

That’s a lie I’m a lesbian 1 reply

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Qwertyer 2 hours

Any male born after 1959 can't think...all they know is mcarpe diem, charge into the forest, yawp, be poets, suck all the marrow out of life and die. 1 reply

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PrettyMenSupremacy 2 hours

"As a straight man" you see this statement that you just said? Yea that's your first cue to stop talking regardless of what you say after, I don't make the rules. reply

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T3nshi 2 hours

The way people don't get the reference is so funny 2 reply

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chottomattey 2 hours

1.5/ 10 ragebait, this shi so cringe bruh reply

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swallow 2 hours

ik this is a meme, but I just want to say my mom purposefully never let me learn how to cook "well" precisely because "I didn't waste all my time raising you to study and become a housewife". I can cook the foods that I like but that's it lolololol. reply

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