Thinking about the time my gintoki dildo fell out my ass and my shit combusted on the bus seat

Bish shouldn't the dildo go deeper in your asscunt if there was a bump? How did your shithole expel it? Anyway were you using it to plug your shit from coming out? Why? You should've shat before shoving it up your rear-cunt! No etiquette I tell you.   3 reply

i see youre enjoying the clone of my willy i sent you. but calling it gintoki dildo is diabolical. give credit where credit is due ma'am   1 reply

yall hating but this happened to me oncemy 13.5 inch bad dragon dildo thats the same size as my ipad fell out of my butt and i sprayed shit all over the floor on the hotel lobby :( i felt so emotional to the point where i shoved it back and licks all the shit on the floor to fill my empty stomach   1 reply

did we really need to know that   reply

Considering certain plot… was it actually a screwdriver?   1 reply

me next   1 reply

how was it gintoki?   1 reply

andddd where can i acquire said gintoki dildo?   1 reply

ya'll need help bc wtf, like we couldn't wait until we got home for ts☠   1 reply