Being a Kinky Hoe in front of Others

What's the kinkiest/most perverted thing you've done in a stranger's presence (not necessarily because you were attracted to them but just because)?
For me, I once dry humped horizontally on my doorknob trying to shove it up my cheeks while talking to my apartment neighbor during my uni days. I just did it unconsciously lol cuz I was bored of his dumbass talk and wanted to do something to pass time. I was so zoned out, so my hoe self went on autopilot and ended up doing what it knows best lol.