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You wake up and feel
tingling in your toesies. Everything feels clear and you feel extra aware and then... AWAHABAZAAM!! A flash of light! A tiny explosion! Is that a sheer blue floating screen only you can see?
"CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE AWOKEN! GIVE ME A TICKLE TO SEE YOUR SKILLS!" The screen says in helvetica neue, the most boring ass fucking font. You hesitantly reach out and give the screen a little tickle. What appears next on the screen is your superpowers that you can tell were decided based off how you've lived your life so far. What does the screen say?
TLDR: if you gained a superpower based on how you've lived your life so far, (hobbies, habits, habitat, whatever) what would your superpower be?
You wake up and feel horny. Every day 24/7 non stop. Now imagine you have a dick that wrapped around the world 15 times constantly hard as a rock. That’s what it’s like to be me. reply
