Holyyyyy shit bro. (Literally) I've super swamped with work the past 2 weeks, and haven't had a single day without work or college, and I've been getting home at like 7pm every night and leaving the house at 7am. Finally had a day off today and literally laid in bed eating snacks, and watching YouTube videos and playing video games all day, just like how I used to spend my weekends when I was still in high school (UK).
But oh my lord, I was not expecting the level of radioactivity, the geniune pungence, and the embarrassing frequency of my farts and shits. How on earth does a fart even smell like marinating eggs with hints of sweet oranges?? I can no longer call it 'taking a shit' because I may as well be pissing out my ass. It's geniunely PURE LIQUID diarrhoea, in the most literal sense of it. It sounds like when you hold in your pee for too long and when you finally reach a toilet, it geniunely jetstreams out of you at such a fast rate, it passes the speed of light. I have the windows wide open and the fan on full blast but the smell doesn't even linger, it incorporates itself into the very fabric of time and space (within my home). I've had better experiences eating whole blocks of cheese in one sitting than whatever junk i ate today. I would go and wash all my blankets and clothes to try rid of the horrid fart smell, but I'm too busy sitting on the toilet while my stomach transforms every inhale of oxygen into liquid diarrhoea. I'm not even religious but may god guide me on this journey and grant me the strength to move through this. Ether that or death can come and claim me right now.
