Have you ever been caught reading yaoi?

howdy!! i just wanted to ask people if you ever got caught reading yaoi/yuri, idk i’m just rlly curious and i wanna know! My experience: i’ve been almost caught at least 7 times, yesterday i almost got caught 2 times, when i was rereading killing stalking on the couch and my grandma came home. Also a few days ago when my dad walked into my room rereading PotN. And when i had to pee so i bought my phone for entertainment and my mom walked in. many many more times. Anyway, i rlly wanna know ur experience !! (●'◡'●)ﾉ