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Dicks look like sausages with a hole at the end. They aren't even good, and look uglier with the shriveled up viens and whatever else is on it.   reply
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someone was threatened to get doxxed, and with a lawsuit and you people are still calling this drama??   2 reply
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Very hard to choose just 3 but I like _em Aroomsthepotato DED =_= Suujin LovelyD and then the rest of the people I follow   reply
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im so jealous of you, i only have fat thighs :.)   1 reply
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That would be some real talent.   reply
31 05,2021
um this is the guy from incidentally living together, I only have this cause of the foot   2 reply
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Yea I always go around the house saying "I hate men" like literally every issue I have, just say "I hate men" and everything will be ok, but at this point my dads so done with me, he just sits and listens   reply
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when were we friends, and please stop dragging my name into things. if you were referring to the messages we exchanged about bacon, idk what to tell you, but that does not equal to me being your friend. also, the reason ded won't take you seriously is cause you keep starting shit with them and acting like this. leave them alone jesus christ.   reply
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edit: nvm that hoes actually obsessing over them   reply
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What happens after death. Mf I ain't afraid of hell, or getting hit by a car. I'm afaird of the fact that people have to see my ugly ass naked, and drain my thousands of dollars worth of organs out.   reply
20 05,2021
kinda middle length, like not too long but not to short either   reply
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28 04,2021
well im online rn and my whole class hates me because ive argued with half of them and my teacher, like full screaming because of the transphobic and insulting shit they say, oh well suck my dick   reply
28 04,2021
forbidden lovers   reply
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love what is this??? i swear they're better than they seem, like i used to love playing with them when i wasn't allergic, though they do shed, they're still cute you just have to meet the right cat   reply
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18 05,2021
so sorry to break it to you, but who are you?   2 reply
18 05,2021
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More like pov: you're a woman who fetishizes gay men/content, then hates on lesbians/gl because it's "boring" or "not as interesting" when in reality, it's just not something that turns you on, or something you can fetishize.   reply
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when did i miss 60??? anyways, tf do you mean only most of the time??? it should be ALL of the time wtf!?? am i not lovable enough, or is it cause im gay?? unbelievable, you really failed me as a mother. #brocken #pain #traitor #driverslicense   1 reply
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i wonder will they ever have common sense every day.   reply
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24 06,2021
I've only ever used desktop, it seems so much easier, and is just the only one I actually know how to use   reply
24 06,2021
Ew no, leave us ALONE. Seriously FUCK OFF. This fandom needs to stop. Also stop randomly bringing up Christianity. Many people have religious trauma. I hope you get a 13 inch rusty metal pole shoved up your ass with no lube, you cum that was supposed to be swallowed.   1 reply
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