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If who you hang out with defines what you are then I'm a military veteran, a metal head, a computer programer, and a cat with a Ph.D. in psychology. If this comes up again and her only reason remains who your friends are, maybe you should ask her why she thinks your a lesbian rather than transgendered.   1 reply

One good way I read about requires an accomplice with a small plane. Have them fly it over a wilderness area with no trails and push it out of the plane. It will go splat and get eaten. Or if you can fly have the other person push it out. But unless there is a serious reason the body can never be found just dump them in an isolated body of wate......   reply

Wearing contacts or glasses is completely a matter of personal preference and whether or not you can afford them. I mainly wear contacts and always do when I leave the house. I find glasses annoying because of fogging issues and because I'm one of those people that starts sweating like a pig before I even realize I'm getting hot. But I mainly st......   reply

Go back to sleep. That usually fixes everything.   reply

Painful.   reply

In th USA here in Southern California they started limiting the number of masks and hand sanitizer you could buy a couple of weeks ago. I went shopping a few days ago and almost didn't go in because of the line of people waiting outside. It actually wasn't that it was insanely crowded. They were just limiting the number of people in the building......   reply

Too long. I'm 49 years old. I'll won't write more than is here though there is more I could say. I just hope some people will read it all. Don't sign things without reading them. Learn to budget and keep track of what's in your bank account. My dad always said "An unbalanced checkbook is worthless." Learn to cook and make nutritious meals. One......   2 reply

I get along with my brother the most. I was close to my dad. Growing up we watched the Bugs Bunny and Roadrunner Show together Saturday mornings. He was the one who participated in Brownies and Girl Scouts with me. He took me to soccer and was my coach one year. My mother, well, when she was nice she we would talk and go to movies and have fun......   reply

I have been overweight for quite some time and I realized one day that this has lead me to hold a small bit of hate towards small children. One time I dyed my hair purple. A small child pointed at me and said, " Look Mommy! Her hair is purple! ". It was at that point that I realized I had expected him to say, "Look Mommy! She's fat!". It piss......   reply

One of my brother's cats. I've never met a cat like this before. She is a total bitch. She has to be given twice daily meals because she's overweight and if you give her a bowl of food she will eat until she pukes and then keeps on eating. She's so lazy that when I try to exercise her with toys she just kays on her side and bats at them. When......   1 reply

I'm going to say yes and that he really, really shouldn't. That's taking inbreeding to a bizarre extreme.   reply

My mother told me once to never marry someone who isn't really enthusiastic about marrying me. I feel that that should go in the reverse direction too. I know you don't want to hurt him but the best route is to be honest. At this point hurting him is unavoidable. The only thing you can control at this point is how much you hurt him. This is al......   reply

First, therapy and perhaps medication. Get help. Now, I've read somewhere once about someone after treating the wounds would wear a wide leather snap on cuff. And next time try drawing lines on your arms with a marker or pen. It doesn't help as much with the mental pain so you'll probably end up practically coloring your arms sometimes but it is......   reply

I generally prefer subtitles. I am a fast reader so I have no problem keeping up. Subs are also usually are available long before dubs. Another reason is I've found the voice acting in dubs to generally be terrible. Even if the voices are good if I'm rewatching an anime that I had watched before with subs it just sounds wrong.   reply