FUCK OFF I WANNA SLEEP's question page 4 (74)

So I was depressed as usual after completing 5 or more of my missing assignments and then I started typing some depressing shit but when I saw Toji on my keyboard... Ngl, I almost licked my phone but I definitely stopped typing for a while and went out to search Toji Fushiguro dil- I mean dadd- I mean jjk on Pinterest. Pretty dope cuz I saw some unhol- I mean holy things.

I'm literally wishing RIGHT NOW... to fail an entrance exam tomorrow.

I'm out here rambling to my brother how much educational learning SUCKS the fucking life out of me and that it would actually be marginally better for MY HEALTH if I would take a break rather than to get right into pursuing another degree.

I was praying "PLEASE... let me focus on myself for once, let me have the time to write my fanfiction and my novel, let me be able to finally have the energy to pick up sewing as a hobby, and let me continue to live my whimsical theater dreams (I'm enrolled in a theater workshop rn)."

I'm very desperate, as you can tell.

Boom BRATATAT, I'm having the urge to commit mass genocide while getting people to have me decapitate with what I've done but I'm so depressed right now that I'd turn them into edgy teen goths with a cutesy gap moe

YOU'REEEEE HEEREEEE THERE'S NAAWWWWTHIN AH FEEAAARRR (ngl, I'm pushing Rose off the boat if ever I'm there just to cockblock those two mfs)

"Paint me like one of your French girls" bruh...

Rule Number One: Don't trust anybody even more in trust falls.

The title's a joke ofc (sorry if some of you got offended) It's just that I just got too pissed at this girl, who's obsessed of saying- "I'm 14 but my mind is well beyond my years" blah blah WHO FUCKING CARES, YOU'RE NOT QUIRKY, U AIN'T SPECIAL. I'M LIKE THAT TOO WHEN I WAS *12*. So amyways, I argued with her about what she said that shipping Reki and Langa is gross...

I was like- "What? How is it gross?" and she was like all this crap about how they're not gay (even tho Langa is), how it's gross "forcing" our "unrealistic ideals" (wtf, ikr?) that they like one another (even though Langa has a crush on Reki) and crap anything else she said.

Then after that, she attacked me using words such as an OLD BITCH AND WITH RACIAL SLURS! ME?! AT. AGE. 20?! SERIOUSLY?! You don't trigger me with those words cuz I've tossed 4 children (lightly), 7 teens and 18 adults when they told me those (yes, I do take notes of my "body count") Gosh, I've never met an adolescent karen! Bravo, you're a whole new species! So whatever, I just reported her and ignored her after that cuz what the hell am even I doing, arguing with a 14 y/o girl who's "mind is well beyond her years"

how tf do people throw this word around a shit ton of times, when it never even crossed their minds whether the artist has revealed their sexuality or not??? is there 0 intelligence in the world now, or what?

and fuck the "there's no way this bro's gay lol" and "they haven't dated someone of the same sex, they aren't gay lmao" shit too

these types of ppl are the reason why it's so hard for a person to come out of their fucking closets, them and their heteronormative small-dick goddamn mindset

HEY UM, SWEETIE. We all go through some hard times and you know... Ruining a shit you just recorded because I accidentally went in your room when you were recording is not that much of a big deal. AND YES I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU. HOW DARE YOU GET MAD AT A SINGLE THING LIKE THIS WHEN I HAVE SUFFERED MORE THAN YOU, BEING CURSED CUZ I FUCKING AM ALWAYS SATAN'S FAVORITE OF THROWING HIS BAD LUCK TO ME YOU STUPID BOYFRIEND CHEATING WHORE. YOUR EX BOYFRIEND WAS RIGHT, YOU'RE IN FACT A STUPID, SHORT-TEMPERED, SLUT WHO'S GOT MORE THAN 3 SUGAR DADDIES IN 5 MONTHS AND EVEN HAS THE AUDACITY TO RECORD PORN IN THE SCHOOL DORM! UGH, YOU CALL ME A BITCH, I'LL SNITCH ON YOUR MOTHER THAT YOU'RE A HOE.

What's ur favorite and most hated trope?

My fav is when the MC gets misunderstood or mistaken as someone they're not. It can be that other people think the MC may be overpowered than they actually are, or that they have a false identity or something.

And my most hated? Sorry not sorry, but Dark Romance with a romanticized brooding, cold ML pmo. Even in any form may it be straight, yaoi, or yuri. Idgaf, get it the fuck away from me, preferably out of my 10 mile radius.

I used to eat that shit up but now I'll only give it a passing glance if the motherfucking thing has one of the greatest plot in existence of literature.

True story from my freshman college year. I was walking in the halls but then I realized, there were so many people circling around this area. And two girls were fighting about a guy who's the one to blame for two-timing. And I said- "Are my eyes deceiving me or is THIS really happening in our university?" "Yeah, we don't actually know what's going but this is getting boring" "... Mm" I wanted to leave then they stopped fighting but what's next was actually the one that cracked me up. The crowd was like- (*throws tissue* "Wow, bravo, that was boring asf") or (*throws paper* "Wow diva, oh wait, that was my test paper"), ("Go off ig?" "Pop off sis" "That was an unexpectedly boring fight that I can even taste how bland it is... Cuz it doesn't actually taste anything *laughter*") ("Bitch, let's attack the guy" "Petition for spilling the tea, please" "Let's report that guy on the principal" "Harsh.... Let's get him to the police" "Good shit *laughter*") they were so sarcastic I was wheezing there and I was the only one left in the hall, laughing, crying and choking.

YALL SO FUCKING FUNNY POSTING SHIT AND GOING ALL CRAY CRAY ABOUT THIS YD SHIT LIKE BRUH, I'M SCARED AND Y'ALL JUST HERE DOING SHIT TO DEFEND YOURSELVES

So anyways yeah hang me up the ceiling or even at the top of a 10 story building cuz I don't really care about things right now. I'm ready to die... No offense btw Given fans I know y'all still crying on this shit but like, YEET HE DEAD

I dreamt of lolicon girls and now I can't escape it cuz I became one too

(warning: cringe flexing)

HAHAHAHHAH, I CAN FLUENTLY SPEAK JAPANESE TONGUE TWISTERS!! FIGHT ME IF YOU DARE WITH MY LEGITNESS!!

Jugemu jugemu
Gokou no surikire
Kaijari suigyou no
Suigyoumatsu unraimatsu fuuraimatsu
Kuu neru tokoro ni sumu tokoro
Yaburakouji no burakouji
Paipo paipo paipo no shuuringan
Shuuringan no guurindai
Guurindai no ponpokopii no ponpokonaa no
Choukyuumei no chousuke

and

Naname nanajyuunana-do no narabi de nakunaku inanaku nanahan nanadai nannaku narabete naganagame