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i fucking hate it i saw a yaoi where they used shampoo as lube bro triggered my trauma i tried fingering myself with hand wash once i backed out before i could reach my prostate bruh not to mention my long hair got stuck in my asshole once pulling it out fucking traumatized me that liquid/lotion feel and hair brushing my hole inside NO i cant even stand the thought of some dense, acidic intense shampoo up my ass urgh i respect bottoms sm

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For butt-fuck’s sake, I’m not a bottom. I fucking feel like a sick person my stomach starts churning my ass starts bursting of shit when I think of tops like Jaekyung, Tsar, Ahjuicy, Maththew, that juice daddy from On or Off and gay slayers. And I’m telling you, I FUCKING HATE REVERSE FUCKING AKA SHITTING THAT SHIT TRIGGERING ASF I’M NEVER BOTTOMING. EVER! But fapping today while shitting I ejaculated at the same time as I let out a fat shit! ON TOP OF THAT a few days ago this morning got a real slutty boner(my fav boners of all time) but decided to first empty my bowel than jerk off. BUT MY BONER WAS GONE BY THE TIME I SHAT NO I CAME WHILST SHITTIN IM SO TAKING THIS PERSONALLY GIMME MY TOP EMPOWERMENT BONER BACKKKK(ISTG I hate getting butt fucked+reverse fucking)

I wrote magpie robin as robin hood on fifth grade
My calculation of the mass of a car came 0.2kg spent 10 minutes pondering why then realized it was a toy car
140+2=137

I died at the ripe age of 20 from attempting to take a photo with a bear. I was transmigrated as a fetus to Elon Musk's womb. I had to push my whole goddamn being out from Musk's dragontight hole istg I almost choked to death before I could even be born when my head came out of his hole, it felt as if his squeezing shutting asshole would chop my head offEvery fiber of my being was being crushed from every corner, it felt like I was in a hamster's urethra instead Elon's body. I don't believe a human anus to be this narrow and small! Just thinking of it again makes me shudderDon't get me wrong, I love tight holes virgins but it was too much even for my body. Elon Musk won't be able to pay for it even if he lets me fuck his ass till I'm satisfied. He cries everynight saying "How much more...? For how long more? Too big..." Like dude you almost squeezed me to death mama and you're now complaining you can't squeeze around my cock anymore?! YGBKM!
I'd like to make friends with likewise people. I might have been given a second chance in life but I'm lonely being the only transmigrated person to myself. Dm me!

My school folks. I spread nudes of my friend’s blonde ex in my school told em it was of another friend tho. Her chin and long hair was showing too peeps all bought it like the start of my friend’s dick appointments of life but she wasn’t even blondeI swear my school’s a bunch of morons

Y'know how some seriel killer kills just long haired bitches or rude bitches a certain group of people of their choice? What would be your choice? (or what is your choice if you are one?)
I'd kill parents no cap

Let’s call ma wet bro X & other bro Y. So yo my Y Bro told me our X Bro dreamt of me then X bro traumatized for 2 days. I lmao-ed it off like “did bro have a wet dream of me or smtg lmaooo” ma bro wa like “YEAH BRO HOW’D YA KNOW BRO ALREADY FUCKED YA” I mean bro??? Fr man??? X bro seems to have dreamt of me wet after I told em I wanted X’s big daddy dick in my asspussy(I’m top fyi). Bro even gave me a reply at an event(as a joke): https://www.mangago.me/home/photo/31118446/ YO WHAT DO I KYAA HOMIE DIDNT EVEN SAY NO HOMO FIRST KYAAAA

The brother masturbation post reminded me, like how th do girls do with bidet showers? I mean, HOW? ISTG that one goddamn bidet fucking mf's fwop thwop faster than the blood cock dude from Dawn of The Dragon booh. Trust me, my trip to Malaysia had my asshole RIPPED with how brutal that shit was. I didn't even spray IN MY ASS I simply had it sprayyy on anus skin and here I am. I couldn't even spread my ass for a week with how torn my crack was. The slightest touch of water with my anus would send shivers down my spine. Per a woman's suggestion later, I tried hand shower too but it was like a newborn XY chromosome, a dissappointment. Was the shower's volume the problem? Or am I supposed have shoved it the spray up my squelching bussy then spray inside? But I thought water-kun was uke tho...(and hand showers have too much girth)

Pissing's a HUNDRED times better than cumming I'm bussing you REAL. When I piss I swear all sorts of porn in the universe is happening to me. The piss and porn gets to my head like my weed. Piss itself is 100 self-sex process I ain't taking no break just yo leak. Piss is all master chefs kiss I'm talking FACTS 1000000000000000000.

This girl 'friend' of ours(im forced to remain) is a damn homophobe. When that chick's around my homies and I talking gay stuff she's quiet but the next second a homophobic person comes by bitch be like "yeaaa they make me uncomfy i dont like seeing gay ppl"

i wanna give her an are you gay quiz where she'd end up having the result 'you are gay, this is are u gay quiz what do you expect'
but i kinda lost the quiz anybody has it or smtg like that? i must tease that bitch help
(most quizes dont work so i need THAT shit)

Anyone you know who's a sugar mommy give me her contact(i'll comment below) or hmu on discord @tototoffy
Or if u with a sugar mommy looking for a threesome will do toooo
Or some place where there's a sugar mommy team (momi rich enough to fly me to her country give me new identity-she can beat me fuck me do whtvr i can give her therapy everything)
pls im desperate(serious) im this close to kms (i dont have any criminal record btw)

I'm not talking about the general readers here but some of the 'readers' say stuff like jaekyung's awful, rapist(which he is) that they can't bear to watch the rape and all, then why do they keep on reading? Moreover it's not like Jinx is the only rape yaoi they be reading. Jinx is popular asf I get they would choose to yap here for attention but it's been a goddamn year. Why are they still here? There are even weirdos saying they hate jaekyung but love dan so they read. So you saying you enjoy reading dan getting raped? I remember weird readers of Painter of The Night yapping similar shit like that. Why don't they just admit that they like reading Jinx or they can't help but read it because of the good art(which plenty of other yaois have) or whatever the reason (or they like watching their cutie patootie boy getting raped and thrashed) or just stfu and read? Nobody cares what they read but saying they read Jinx cause of dan is weird. If they wanna yap so bad just say rapist jaekyung be castrated end of story. Why make excuse with dan. Not even half believable hypocrisy that is.

low key gay but i like mrm ads. i love the NU carnival, gay harem, slutty gay nudes ads and most importantly the free porn... those porn are like side dish with the yaoi im reading. i dont even need to click anything porn just POPS WOO! tho western porn streams not my type but it's still porn yo. i also saw some girls with dicks porn(was a freaking abcdef-minute video) ads on other website awesome. i also first came across gay animated porn when i was young on a website i used to watch crayon shin-chan through ads(grateful). mnngo used to give out some hot actress ads too but now it's just marshmellows. i need more sites like that.(ig my thoughts like cz i've lived a life of poverty i couldnt afford side dishes now i found smtg to fill the void of my past)

Ikr red flags mean any toxic shit or whatever it doesn’t have to be certain group of hoes but yo hear me outttt yo, red flags have this DIFFERENT kinda definition in my mf head like when I hear someone’s a red flag i instantly think they’re a big daddy badass illegal toxic dick majesty slayer cockface fucker yoooo, my fren be pointing at this bish neighbour of mine that he red flag, I was like “Yaoi daddy mmm mmm next door???” But it was just furry no father. I’m an introvert I make myself bound to a certain group of people don’t meet new ppl much so not many toxic shits around me(I’m just careless actually lol) so my bussy is it just me? :(

Idk but as far as I’ve seen, a vast majority of tanned men have pussies. Haven’t seen any pussy on lighter skinned men. Not to mention this tanned dragon bottom porn had a pussy and after it got fucked, a dick(the dragon’s) grew from the pussy! I’m def not an anti-men having pussy but I’m anti-pussy. Pussies are ten time grosser than beautiful juicy dicks(personal opinion). Don’t get me wrong, I love women but without pussies. That’s why Margot Robbie’s my bomb and ofc other gorgeous Barbies. I’d rather eat shitty ass than bloody pussy(I’m a top). Wbu?

I'm usually cool with yall weird mf kinks or mental disorderly kinks out there like ok man my trigger aint pulling BUT there's a fucking exception. Yes, it's your goddamn scat kink. Don't get me wrong yo, i love u peeps whether u give shit or piss, BUT this one time i was doing a virtual 69 I put my fat laptop on my tits and played a bussing butthole throbbing vid(my fav kink). I was 9 and my laptop 6, was gradually getting myself into mood when the pornster butthole throbbing vwoom vwoom hawt tho i was getting bored cause i didnt see any action(i get ocd when i see an empty butthole). Then yes a skinny rope like trail of shit got shat out ON MY FACE. It was the same as reading a hentai mahwa big fat pussy pee/cum on iphone pro max ukwim. Serves me right for never checking tags AND using saudi arabic vpn, like bro it was on trending yo

My dentist prescribed me some shitty 7-day medicine taking em now my piss smells like this dense deep yellow nitrogen waste-mixed hybrid chemistry gang I can almost cry. plus I have a habit of pissing in the shower and now that shit got the whole shower smell like medical piss I’m still sobbing rn I can’t anymore

Y'know shitting those plopplopplop shits as if your organs falling out after you feel like you lost 5 kg right away into katrina kaif, I get SO damn sweaty and haaahnghnomore I just HAVE TO get buck-nakedI don't even get half naked when I fuck femboy buttholes(just zipper, tits area nekd) cos I prefer fucking clothed(buttholes cool with it). But seeing my going as far as stripping just to let out shit down my ass like a gay riding cock, is it a bodily message that I'm in fact a bottom? Istg thanks to watching buttholes cowboy riding me I shit like I'm filling a poop truck. Could it be fucking bottoms has made me into a bottom myself?!