silent_wisp's answer page 13 (683)

Uhmmmm try talking to him about it instead of stewing in ickiness. Or next time when he says “if you want” say something like “I’d be happy to if you want” or something idk how couples talk. Basically just say that you wanna help him but only if he wants it, while emphasizing that you’d enjoy it. I don’t think “if you want” me......   reply

Peepee drinker can attest to the success of this method   reply

I’m not gonna lie, I don’t think anesthesia would help with your sleep debt. Going under is kinda hard on the body, which is why doctors don’t do it unless it’s necessary. Your body has to go through the proper rem cycles, which anesthesia doesn’t really do. My counselor actually specializes in insomnia, so I can tell you some of the tip......   1 reply

How do “ugly gays” get laid? Seeking advice   3 reply

I want my cat to live for a long time, so no. Outdoor cats usually die earlier. Also, cats have absolutely devastating effects on ecosystems because they’re one of the most efficient hunters + they have an unusually sadistic prey drive. If I had a rodent problem or a farm or something then sure I’d have an outdoor cat. But not just for no reaso......   reply

I briefly looked at back when I first started reading manga but I just tried looking at it again and you guys were NOT exaggerating … I clicked a random comic off the front page and half the images didn’t even load I tried another one thinking it was a fluke and it did the same thing… don’t even get me started on the rude ahh comments wtf ......   1 reply

Just saving isn’t enough to get rich, you have to invest as well. Not that I know how to invest. Or secret third option, get a sugar daddy, marry him after the inevitable divorce of his wife, and then get all his money when he dies :3   reply

got forced to explain what furries were to my school seniors/fellow pastors' kids. im never allowing myself to be put in that situation ever again.   reply

My schools academic advising has become DOGSHIT and I have very little support from the academic advising team . Also I’ve become deathly afraid of emails so I get myself in such avoidable predicaments because I WILL NOT check them. It’s so frustrating for everyone involved and I feel so bad for all of the staff that does care and has to deal w......   reply

I will not recognize that you are romantically interested unless you ride up on a white stallion and slap me in the face with a bouquet of roses. There is a constant game I play with myself of “am I ovulating or does he have a crush on me?” Help   1 reply

Print it out and mail it to Washington dc   reply

(There are a bunch of verses about homosexuality tho? Am I missing somethin?) Idk both sound insufferable and loud and like they would hurt my ears But maybe with the homophonic person I can just pretend to be straight or somethin until I can flee. And I’m “fake black” (fuckin hate that term) anyways so I get a free pass from racism after the......   reply