Doctor House's answer page 5 (114)

dude that's so real. i stayed up till 10 am today bc i was gooning   reply

idk man it's just a hobby at this point   reply

red mansion, its so peak and im so upset i can never read it for the first time again   reply

ive written u enough google docs ok brodie   1 reply

lemme tell u a story one of my bfs "friends" (he really just keeps the guy around to ragebait lol) got in a ROBLOX relationship. bro had a full on egirlfriend, then (idk she like used bpd as an excuse), echeated on bro and he got his eheart broken (they were dating for 2 weeks tops), but he still took her back, because he's desperate and is literal......   1 reply

i dont, i have $55 in savings, am i cooked chat?   3 reply

like finals are going to kill me. a fat bottle of svedka and a new geek is all that's keeping me going tbh.   reply

yeah, the government sucks wang, especially mr poopy dick in charge rn.   reply

hey baby   1 reply

i collect old books, i think my oldest is from 1908, but i usually find that kinda stuff at local vintage stores. sadly i can't drop locations without doxxing myself.   1 reply

thank god im not chopped lol   reply

she fr used me as a replacement for her shitty ex bsf until they became friends again and she stopped talking to me. "oh sorry ive been busy with payton" shut tf up.   reply

black butler   reply

i thought the toilet paper felt funny   1 reply

my ex took me out, met up with a group of friends, then proceeded to ditch me. kinda miss the drunk sloppy make outs tho...   reply

2 dicks is better than 1   reply

mangago, bc i dont use ao3   reply