divineshit's question page 2 (143)

My minion has abandoned me and the government is after my tax.

I promise to give you 13 COWS, PAID CITIZENSHIP, A COTTAGE IN A LARGE FARM AND UNLIMITED DANK MEMES. I'll let you even spank me every morning before sunrise.

MARRY ME AND NAME YOUR PRICE

Sac of ramen noodles—it's starcrossed lover situation because they're promiscuous.

Pigglypoof—is difficult to please and might just want me for my wealth of dank memes.

I obviously need more candidates. I'm open fyi

Let the public submit their votes! My future is in your hands fellow mangagoers

Fr

Think Alice in Borderland

An expression, for my illiterate people

Help your boss out my minions.

No serious answers.