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Any manhwas where the MC starts as dirt poor or as a weakling and eventually builds up strength and power, gathers loyal followers etc. and goes on to become the Emperor/King? There should be heavy focus on politics and nobility. Something like-
1) Heavenly demon can't live a normal life
2) Regressor of the fallen family
3) Becoming the monarch
4) Reincarnated as the first prince: Song on the sword
5) Regressed mercenary's machinations
6) Star fostered swordmaster

Imo, pubic hair are thicker and curly. They'd make such great wigs for baldies. I had a fight with my friend so I told him that I'd pull out his mum's pubes and stick them on his bald dad's head. He was so impressed with the insult that we got back to being friends.

What's the kinkiest/most perverted thing you've done in a stranger's presence (not necessarily because you were attracted to them but just because)?
For me, I once dry humped horizontally on my doorknob trying to shove it up my cheeks while talking to my apartment neighbor during my uni days. I just did it unconsciously lol cuz I was bored of his dumbass talk and wanted to do something to pass time. I was so zoned out, so my hoe self went on autopilot and ended up doing what it knows best lol.

Anyone offering good jobs to someone who graduated from one of the top 5 universities in the world? Lmao I am treating mangago as LinkedIn.

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sorry had to let it outta my system. due to some inexplicable phenomenon, these 2 words have been constantly hurting my mind.
Now if you'd excuse me.
Adios bitches

If you were Lord Voldemort, what objects/things/people(?) you'd use to make horcruxes?

I want to regress or reincarnate.

any smut manhwa/manga straight/BL with three dick inside pussy/ass simultaneously?

Any hot straight smut like this one:
https://comix.to/title/00nqd-seeking-someone-to-satisfy-me/
where the guy is super jacked and hot af.

I just binge read the brilliant BL works- Reunion and Ways of Parting back to back in one day....couldn't sleep all night....was bawling my eyes out. I wanna get tortured more. Do your worst with the recommendations.

Enlist the characteristics of a Duke of The North.
I'll start:
1. Big Tiddies

What sites do you use to goon to smut manhwa/manga both straight and BL, raw or translated?
I use mangago, myreadingmanga, yaoimangaonline, divascans, tkor148, manga18.

You're welcum for the recs above. Now tell this whore bitch what sites you use or imma cum in public in protest.

I read this newly released BL manhwa some time ago....few chapters so far. It has an MC who was taught to "respect" men since his childhood. His grandparents always taught him how to respect men or something....So he is obsessed with men. He even joins a running club of sorts where the members meet in the evening in a park to run (the ML who is probably the bottom, also is part of it). The MC even chatted on a gay app with the ML's brother (who is a minor and the MC didn't know that, so the ML was pissed)....The ML flirts around with the male members of the running club too.....

What is your most embarrassing fart memory? Mine is when I was in middle school and the teacher cracked a joke and everyone started laughing, including me. But my laughter caused me to unwittingly let out a super loud fart (before I could even register that my asscheeks would give way to the fart, else I would have clenched my sphincter like my life depended on it). On hearing my fart, my classmates and the teacher looked at me and started laughing even more loudly (as if my fart was an extension of the teacher's joke). Later, my desk partner asked me why I had "laughed" in a weird manner.....so I believe she thought that it was my laugh and not a fart. thank god....but I can't be sure of what my other classmates and the teacher thought.

If given a chance to have some kind of power what kind would you want? I'd personally want the power to curse people who I despise (for good reason), so much so that I could rain down the heaven's wrath upon them all and then see them getting tortured....something like how ramsay bolton was mauled to death by a hungry dog in GOT lol. I am a witch.

Hola bitches
I was beating my meat in my room when suddenly the fucking doorbell rang and my dumbass relatives infiltrated my house uninvited. I shook hands with my uncle and he probably got vaseline mixed with my precum on his hand. He didnt say anything lol. Sucks for you bitch. I will look him in the eye and sit unapologetically in front of him. I hate him and his fuckwit wife anyway. Biiaaatcchhhh.

In an ABO Universe, what would you like to be and why- Alpha (dominant/recessive), Beta or Omega (Dominant/Recessive).

I'd like to be a Beta. I dont wanna give a fuck about someone's pheromones by constantly being a walking trash magnet by attracting horny animals who only think with their dih or cloacas (yes omegas have cloacas cuz they shit and give birth from the same hole). I'd carry a pepper spray nonetheless.

Ohmygawd SOMEONE HELP. THIS DWARF BITCH JUST BARGED INTO MY ROOM AND BROKE MY PHONE AND THEN STARTED CRYING! I AM TELLING MY MOM'S BROTHER TO TAKE HIS LITTLE DWARF AND FUCK OFF! I AM GETTING BLUE BALLED CUZ I CAN'T CHARM MY SNAKE WITH THAT LITTLE SHIT AROUND. IF I LOCK MY DOOR THEN THAT LITTLE CUNT STARTS SCRATCHING MY DOOR AND THEN ORDERS ME TO BECOME HIS PONY.....AAAAAGH SNOW WHITE BITCH TAKE YOUR 8TH LITTLE DWARF AWAY FROM HERE! WHAT A DESTRUCTIVE LITTLE SHIT HE IS. MY PHONE T_T. THAT SHIT FIRST STOLE IT AND THEN I FOUND IT BROKEN IN MY SHOE HOLE! BITCH IMMA CALL THE COPS AND MAKE THEM TAKE ME SO THAT I CAN BE AWAY FROM MY MADHOUSE AND GET PLOUGHED BY HOT HUNKY COPS! BYE BITCH

Does anyone love how their pits smell? Idk you might call this gross but I love smelling my sweaty armpits. Their scent is very interesting- it is neither a stench nor a fragrance. The scent is an entity in itself. And I appreciate its existence.

Has anyone with a dick here experienced a retrograde ejaculation (that is, you are about to cum but it doesn't come out and instead, travels in reverse and goes to the bladder)? It's a dry orgasm.