HopelessHoe's question (13)

Imo, pubic hair are thicker and curly. They'd make such great wigs for baldies. I had a fight with my friend so I told him that I'd pull out his mum's pubes and stick them on his bald dad's head. He was so impressed with the insult that we got back to being friends.

Anyone offering good jobs to someone who graduated from one of the top 5 universities in the world? Lmao I am treating mangago as LinkedIn.

I want to regress or reincarnate.

I just binge read the brilliant BL works- Reunion and Ways of Parting back to back in one day....couldn't sleep all night....was bawling my eyes out. I wanna get tortured more. Do your worst with the recommendations.

Enlist the characteristics of a Duke of The North.
I'll start:
1. Big Tiddies

What is your most embarrassing fart memory? Mine is when I was in middle school and the teacher cracked a joke and everyone started laughing, including me. But my laughter caused me to unwittingly let out a super loud fart (before I could even register that my asscheeks would give way to the fart, else I would have clenched my sphincter like my life depended on it). On hearing my fart, my classmates and the teacher looked at me and started laughing even more loudly (as if my fart was an extension of the teacher's joke). Later, my desk partner asked me why I had "laughed" in a weird manner.....so I believe she thought that it was my laugh and not a fart. thank god....but I can't be sure of what my other classmates and the teacher thought.

In an ABO Universe, what would you like to be and why- Alpha (dominant/recessive), Beta or Omega (Dominant/Recessive).

I'd like to be a Beta. I dont wanna give a fuck about someone's pheromones by constantly being a walking trash magnet by attracting horny animals who only think with their dih or cloacas (yes omegas have cloacas cuz they shit and give birth from the same hole). I'd carry a pepper spray nonetheless.

Does anyone love how their pits smell? Idk you might call this gross but I love smelling my sweaty armpits. Their scent is very interesting- it is neither a stench nor a fragrance. The scent is an entity in itself. And I appreciate its existence.

Has anyone with a dick here experienced a retrograde ejaculation (that is, you are about to cum but it doesn't come out and instead, travels in reverse and goes to the bladder)? It's a dry orgasm.

Any manhwa recs for an MC who is power-hungry and prideful (and for good reason) and seeks to conquer the kingdom/empire/continent and become king/emperor....like Roman Dmitri from Heavenly Demon can't Live a Normal Life aka Descended from Divinity? I know there are many on Asura scans but I want something specifically like what I have described. Pwetty pwease <3

Any recs for a BL manhwa like Happy Twogether? Like I want the MC and ML to be super intimate from the very start with a lots lots of kissing and touching....them being cute af....and of course smut MUHAHHAHAHAH.
Pwetty Pweeze? (￣ε(#￣)Σ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCcNxD2FDug

I just got to know that these three lowlife authors made really disgusting islamophobic comments on twitter/X some time ago. These cunts are:

1) Ravioli, author of the novel & promo manhwa (not artist) "My Father Is the Enemy of My Past Life?"
2) Latine, author of the novel "Heroine of Drayfox"/"I Was Just an Ordinary Lady" and the novel "The Male Lead's Little Lion Daughter"
3) LaChic/Lachik, author of the novel "Depths of Malice" and the novel "Try Crying Prettier"

Here are the posts:-
https://x.com/hanacore/status/1412469550088560643?t=pudxNFY6S0_YkuIoyajmog&s=19

Thank god I didnt have the misfortune of reading one of their fuckall manhwas. Honestly, our world is already fractured enough. We don't need hateful, prejudiced, ignorant bigots like them to make it worse. If they want to hate someone, then they can hate terrorists like ISIS, Taliban, Al Qaeda, Israel and USA. Why are they hating on the religion itself? Most of my friends are muslims and many of them are devoted practising muslims and they are the most beautiful people ever, inside out!