I've been reading yaoi for awhile &/ I've come terms with the illogical scenarios lol....

Only in yaoi, rape=love.

Only in yaoi, they can have sex without lube, because you know, self-lubricating buttholes.

Only in Yaoi do socks, and often shoes, manages to stay on after pants have been ripped off.

Oh my God YES! I'm still wondering how he managed to keep BOOTS on. http://www.mangago.me/read-manga/nemuri_otoko_to_koi_otoko/mi/mi_chapter-2/44/

Only in manga (especially Yaoi) do people get nosebleeds when they see something sexy, or catch colds from sleeping bwith a bare tummy or getting caught in the rain ...

Ha so true, i would understand if he was wear sweat pant that can.. but nope that part he was war jean and its seem fit...

I wonder same thing! Its boots not like thin shoe that actually leave it on

Only in yaoi can an uke be satisfied by a light sabre d*ck

LMAOOOO THE CONSISTENCY ╥﹏╥

In yaoi the uke will almost always make "that face" and the seme will get turned on and would probably have sex after that.

Actually, rape=love in countless bodice ripper romance novels and just about every soap opera before yaoi was a thing.

Boots/socks on is a common kink in gay porn. You put 'em back on after you take off the pants.

No, not really there are shoujo smut that has those too. Rape=love

I didn't know that. I don't really read shoujo smut. ╮(￣▽￣)╭ Good to know though.

Only in yaoi you saw them rub their dicks and their sperm mix.(▰˘◡˘▰)

Only in yaoi you saw them rub their dicks and their sperm mix.(▰˘◡˘▰)

Only in yaoi that most male characters are hot and sexy and most of them have cute, hot and sexy boyfriend ╮(￣▽￣)╭

Only in Yaoi are the scenarios actually realistic.......... people getting raped, hurt, bullied, blackmailed, or fall in love and have it completely normal....

It's only in yaoi where guys cry all the effing time.

I mean I know there is nothing wrong with them crying but damn they cry more than girls in shoujo

Only in Yaoi getting a fever will guarantee you a smexy time.