BL IN REAL LIFE CRASH COURSE

nobody, and i can’t stress this enough, NOBODY eats ass, fingers someone or has an*l s*x in real life without preparation beforehand (unless you’re nasty and disgusting). bottoms usually need to be a day prepared when they know they’ll be getting some action from someone— they have to look out for what they eat (mostly food with lots of fiber) so that it’s easier to let everything out later on for when they clean up. (Q: do bottoms poop before doing it?) A: yes, this is regardless if you pooped just recently or hours before— it’s absolutely necessary to let everything out right before the act so that nothing sticks to the top’s peepee, nothing accidentally falls out, there won’t be any sudden smell leaks, and worse case scenario, you won’t take a dump while you’re being railed. (Q. do tops actually like licking THAT part of the bottom? isn’t it nasty?) A: This is where the preparations of the bottom matter. Surprisingly, if you take long enough and meticulously clean THAT part, there’d be absolutely no trace of waste or whatsoever, no foul smell— and depending on what the bottom used to wash and clean THAT part with, in some cases it WOULD taste “CLEAN”— and NO it will never naturally taste sweet/delicious/good, it would only taste CLEAN. (Q. how does the bottom CLEAN it?) A: With the aid of eating the right food beforehand, THAT part can be cleaned easily by flushing a lot of water into it and pushing it back out (which needs to be done meticulously and repeatedly), getting it comfortably clean would take no less that 20 mins if you followed the proper diet and can take as long as an hour if no diet was followed prior the cleaning.
LONG STORY SHORT, BOTTOMS HAVE IT HARD IN REAL LIFE but we’re usually not treated/valued as well as tops— so if you know a bottom, give them a pat in the back for doing a great job. IM WILLING TO ANSWER MORE QUESTIONS LMAO