For one, the little gremlin is already dead. He’s like a slice of moldy cheese that everyone is refusing to throw away. So the murder thing is kinda… a thin excuse.
But I think what really got me losing my mind (with laughter) is the fact that the last dragon got fired… because he was too busy fucking… a child. This manga got me going like-
Nagi: “He lost his job because he let his kingdom fall into ruin by only having sex.” Me: “With a child???”
Kotone: “He has the perfect uke body.” Me: “A child’s body???”
The other dragon: “I’m driven by my desires.” Me: “To have sex with a CHILD??? My mans, I need you eight feet away from him. Not eight inches deep.”
The kid: “If you put your soul in the scale, I’ll die. I’ve been alive for 100 years.” Me: “As a child. At no point were you feeling bummed out in being forever a child??? Y’all didn’t talk about letting him age just a little bit before turning him immortal???”
I get it. Shotacon is just a part of yaoi but sometimes, you gotta put things into perspective or else you’ll go full degenerate.
For one, the little gremlin is already dead. He’s like a slice of moldy cheese that everyone is refusing to throw away. So the murder thing is kinda… a thin excuse.
But I think what really got me losing my mind (with laughter) is the fact that the last dragon got fired… because he was too busy fucking… a child. This manga got me going like-
Nagi: “He lost his job because he let his kingdom fall into ruin by only having sex.”
Me: “With a child???”
Kotone: “He has the perfect uke body.”
Me: “A child’s body???”
The other dragon: “I’m driven by my desires.”
Me: “To have sex with a CHILD??? My mans, I need you eight feet away from him. Not eight inches deep.”
The kid: “If you put your soul in the scale, I’ll die. I’ve been alive for 100 years.”
Me: “As a child. At no point were you feeling bummed out in being forever a child??? Y’all didn’t talk about letting him age just a little bit before turning him immortal???”
I get it. Shotacon is just a part of yaoi but sometimes, you gotta put things into perspective or else you’ll go full degenerate.