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moan May 28, 2017 4:14 am

The Riddle Game Part 2! (last one bc I may annoy some people)
Anyways, hello, welcome to this late night game show and I'm your handsome, dazzling, dashing, charming, innocent, most beautiful creature on Mars, Mr/Ms/Apache Helicopter Moan!

ihavenotimetoexplainbutjustanswertheseandwinmoredeliciousediblecondoms:

1. I start with a “p” and ends with “o-r-n,” and I’m a major player in the film industry. What am I?

2. Name a word that starts with “f” and ends with “u-c-k”?

3. I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What am I?

4. I go in hard but come out soft, and I never mind if you want to blow me. What am I?

5. I’m great for protection. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?

BONUS: What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?

mmm, I'm gonna like this.

Responses
    moan May 28, 2017 4:45 am
    4. Bubble gum? ╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭ Seven

    Correcto!

    Naha May 28, 2017 4:46 am

    BONUS: A seatbelt? Like from a car

    Anonymous May 28, 2017 4:49 am

    1. Porn
    2. Fuck
    3. Pussy
    4. Dick
    5. Asshole
    Please don't hate me. I answered with full honesty.

    tokidoki May 28, 2017 4:50 am
    4/5!Gjgj (: moan

    Ah, forgot the bonus - seatbelt ...

    Coconut4U May 28, 2017 4:53 am

    1.Popcorn (or porn)
    2.Firetruck (or fuck)
    3. Arrow (or penis)
    4.Clarinet? (or penis)
    5. Gloves/Armor? (condom)

    Coconut4U May 28, 2017 4:54 am

    Bonus: Bra

    Seven May 28, 2017 4:54 am
    Correcto! moan

    I came pretty late. Sadness (〜 ̄△ ̄)〜

    moan May 28, 2017 5:01 am
    1.Popcorn (or porn)2.Firetruck (or fuck)3. Arrow (or penis)4.Clarinet? (or penis)5. Gloves/Armor? (condom) Coconut4U

    numero 4 is bubble gum! The rest are correct! (:

    moan May 28, 2017 5:02 am
    Bonus: Bra Coconut4U

    Wrong bruh! You tried x)

    moan May 28, 2017 5:02 am
    Ah, forgot the bonus - seatbelt ... tokidoki

    Ahmaazing! You did come pretty late but that's okay! ;D

    moan May 28, 2017 5:03 am
    BONUS: A seatbelt? Like from a car Naha

    Yuas! *smacks condoms at you*

    moan May 28, 2017 5:03 am
    1. Porn2. Fuck3. Pussy4. Dick5. AssholePlease don't hate me. I answered with full honesty. @Anonymous

    Ahaaha, we both have similar minds.

    moan May 28, 2017 5:06 am
    I came pretty late. Sadness (〜 ̄△ ̄)〜 Seven

    it's okay! I still got some edible condoms left in my basement! Eat them when you're hungry son *pats back*

    Jaz May 28, 2017 5:09 am

    Oh gosh I suck at these. Couldn't even guess one right.

    tokidoki May 28, 2017 5:28 am
    Ahmaazing! You did come pretty late but that's okay! ;D moan

    Technical difficulties LOL - my modem went offline, so I did not see the other answers. just realized I forgot the bonus LOL
    Now, what the heck am I gonna do with virtual condoms?

    moan May 28, 2017 5:34 am
    Technical difficulties LOL - my modem went offline, so I did not see the other answers. just realized I forgot the bonus LOLNow, what the heck am I gonna do with virtual condoms? tokidoki

    A. You can either use them with Asami *winkwink*
    B. or stuff them inside your mouth.


    Personally, I would go with option A (;

    tokidoki May 28, 2017 5:53 am
    A. You can either use them with Asami *winkwink* B. or stuff them inside your mouth.Personally, I would go with option A (; moan

    So would I ... drools

    moan May 28, 2017 6:02 am
    So would I ... drools tokidoki

    Hey? Are you still up at the idea of sharing?

    tokidoki May 28, 2017 6:13 am
    Hey? Are you still up at the idea of sharing? moan

    The more, the merrier ...

    Anonymous May 28, 2017 6:20 am

    1 popcorn
    BONUS: artificial pussy/penis