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moan May 28, 2017 4:14 am

The Riddle Game Part 2! (last one bc I may annoy some people)
Anyways, hello, welcome to this late night game show and I'm your handsome, dazzling, dashing, charming, innocent, most beautiful creature on Mars, Mr/Ms/Apache Helicopter Moan!

ihavenotimetoexplainbutjustanswertheseandwinmoredeliciousediblecondoms:

1. I start with a “p” and ends with “o-r-n,” and I’m a major player in the film industry. What am I?

2. Name a word that starts with “f” and ends with “u-c-k”?

3. I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What am I?

4. I go in hard but come out soft, and I never mind if you want to blow me. What am I?

5. I’m great for protection. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?

BONUS: What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?

mmm, I'm gonna like this.

Responses
    KinkyFUJOSHI May 28, 2017 6:47 am

    Popcorn, firetruck, arrow, gum, gloves, seatbelt

    pigglypoof May 28, 2017 8:49 am

    1. popcorn 2. fire truck 3. arrow 4. Bubble gum 5. Bandaid? Bonus: ???