FOURTH OF ALL, remember your convictions as a child-free person! Remember that you don’t need to wake up at all hours of the night, remember that you can take spontaneous trips! Remember that baby poo is liquid and possibly one of the worst smells and if they can’t poop, you gotta put your finger in their bum to put in a suppository and if they can’t blow their nose on their own, you gotta help them and if they can’t throw up properly on your own, you gotta help them with that too! Sincerely, an older sister to a child 18 years younger than me that I literally never wished for.
Forget whether or not you're up for spending 18 years with another person, the real question is can you trust your man to make a bottle for the baby without burning them? Can you leave your kid with your man for a few hours without coming back to a crying, hungry baby with a dirty diaper? Will your man be willing to get out of bed in the middle of the night when the baby needs someone? Will your man sterilize bottles, do the dishes, run the wash, clean around the house, and do errands? Because if not you're just a single parent to two kids.

Everyone getting baby fever right now imma need you to tighten THE FUCK UP!
First of fucking all, we reading this on an illegal website which means we broke asf! And mind you, in this economy, them diapers, that baby formula, that car seat and that crib expensive asf. That 2 dollars you found on the floor yesterday not gonna pay that shit!
Second of all, a kid needs two parents (preferably).... look me in the eye hoe... do you REALLY want to live with someone else for the next 18 years!? Do you really want to spend the next 18 years explaining to someone why you eat your kiwi with the skin on!? HUH!?
And third of all, imagine your kid grows up and they unironically think the proper way to wipe is back to front.... YOU REALLY TRYNA RAISE SUCH A FUCKING MENACE TO SOCIETY!?
So, all of you STAND UPPPPP! Y'all just weak in the knees